Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Death from Above


There is a limited number of times the shelves can be repacked for maximum efficency. Eventually, like the cup hooks of America, the underside of the shelves need to be called into service and were perforated with a variety of the hardware store's finest hooks. Remarkably, the shelf bottoms were a completely overlooked organizational option until the recent influx of parts for the Model A pick-up created an unusually high space demand.

There is so much top quality junk hanging from the undersides of everything, that the likelihood of my demise by car parts has increased dramatically. My only hope is that when the paramedics arrive to find me under a radiator, that they will say, "It looks like it was well organized until this pile of crap killed the poor bastard. "