Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Needlessly Anticipated GTO and Charger
These cars look like lame ass rental cars. Neither are going to sell for shit and they look like they were designed by committee. Who is really fooled by the stupid looking side plastic spoilers under the doors? I mean, it was cool when AMG was doing it in the 1980's to improve the aerodynamics of brutally fast, autobahn melting Mercedes but it hasn't been acceptable since Nissan tacked all that shit on the Maxima.
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Posted by Mister Jalopy at 4:00 PM